HOARDER? NO. DOOMSDAY PREPPIN OLD SCHOOL.

I searched "antique hoarder" to find this photo and found the coolest website. Ah, serendipity. If you're as happy as I am, just so hopped up on happiness that you don't think you can feel anymore joy, check out orderofthegooddeath.com. Yes, please.
So, nothing like a day at the salon to help you relax, right? I just witnessed my wife get her hair died for the first time. (It's awesome. Eggplant).
We discussed doomsday preppers with the stylist.
Not sure how that topic came up, but it reminded me, that no matter what, people will always appreciate a haircut and a shave. I don't want to go all Sweeney Todd on you, but the idea of cutting on people sounds sort of amusing.
As long as they look good when they're done...
Sweeney Todd brought up talk of history.
According to the stylist, during
the depression, the number one selling item was red lipstick.
Barbers used to pull teeth.
There once was a volcanic eruption that
turned summer into winter.
And what if Yellow Stone blows?
The gravitational pull of
the solar system on a sea of lava.